and cross it with ROCKY
and add Hugh Jackman (X-Men/Wolverine)
and you have REAL STEEL?
....seriously? Did Hugh Jackman lose a bet? I mean first BATTLESHIP Starring Liam Neeson
(how the bloody hell do you go from being Qui-Gon Jin to that?) I
mean this seems like a role for Matt Le Blanc or something. I mean I
know it isnt out yet, and I haven't seen it, but this just looks kinda
stupid. Ya know I didnt see STEEL when it first came out either (starring Shaq) but i kinda didn't have to see it to know that it was probably going to "Stink on ice." Athough I did actually see KAZAAM*
.......don't judge me.
So what movies do we have to look forward to now? wait, lemme guess, Chutes and Ladders starring Keannu Reeves? or maybe Hungry Hungry Hippos, starring Ernest Borgnine? I got it, OPERATION starring Johny Depp.
Okay, well apparently Hugh Jackman's character is a struggling promoter who thinks he's found a champion in a
discarded robot. A future-set story where robot boxing is a popular sport.
During his hopeful rise to the top, he also discovers
he has an 11-year-old son who wants to know his father.
riiiiiiight...
this sounds more and more like a movie Nic Cage would be in.
Like nipples on a Bat-suit**....this sees like bad idea
* and I didn't say I liked KAZAAM, I just said I saw it...
** thank you Joel Shoemocker.
REAL STEEL in theaters October 7th
REAL STEEL in theaters October 7th
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