Things that Tim BurtonSHOULD NOT BE INVOLVED IN!

YOU FEEL THAT?

 THAT’S AN IMPACT TREMOR IS WHAT THAT IS…..I’M GETTING FAIRLY ALARMED HERE!.......

Oh wait, it isn’t a t-rex...

It’s the millions (and millions) of Fanboys and Fangirls headed to Tim Burton’s house to stomp a mudhole in him for what  he is  most  likely going to do to the  

 Addams Family.  

I have said it before and I  will say  it again, Tim Burton is a menace that  needs to be stopped! Please don’t let this hipster doofus destroy the First  Family of the Macabre!  I  dunno if I  wanna see Johnny Depp as Gomez Addams, and Helena Bonham Carter  as Morticia! 

     Knowing Tim Burton he may  try  to  pull a Batlestar  Galactica and make the character Lurch into a woman, I  am sure the Character of Cousin It will be the black man who plays the voice of Elmo, and Thing will probably walk upright and NOT have hands.   

    This is the same man who says that Michael Keaton gave a humanity  to the character  of Batman!....(idiot…yeah, I’m still on that tip!)

     Don’t ask me who would be a good Gomez, because John Astin is damn near impossible to even come close to. 

Raul Julia  did a good job, 

but   was overshadowed by how much the rest  of the movie sucked! Angelica Huston as Morticia Addams,

  Lurch not uttering his infamous line of “you rang” That’s like having a Three Muskateers movie without saying “all for one and one for all.”  Or a STAR WARS movie without mentioning the FORCE! Angelica Huston can’t hold a cryptic candle to  Carolyn Jones!

(the original Morticia One of my  first celebrity crushes by the way…) 

Any Addams family re-boot should NOT have TIM BURTON ANYWHERE NEAR IT!! HE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO GO TO THE MOVIES PREMIRE!! 

And have Christina Ricci t do it. It  would be fitting to have Wednesday Addams grow up and play  her mom!

How about  Amy  Lee…OMG! Can I  petition for this?

Or you know who else I  just  thought of?......Angelina Jolie-Pitt,

she would most  assuredly be able to pull it off!

And yes, I  am aware that the demon known as TIM BURTON is  talking about  re-booting the ANIMATED Addams Family….

But  honestly the Addams Family cameo on Scooby-Doo was better than anyting this idiot can mash together.

Tim Burton and M. Night Shamaladingdong should not even be allowed to direct a high school play!

Again Tim Burrton and HIS OWN creations…awesum, but when he adds his sick, twisted view to an existing, established crearion…

well you  all remember Return to Alice in Wonderland…..?

Yeah, still not as gay as Twilight.

seriously, you  see Carolyn Jones and think Angelica Huston?...really?